Hello!
I’m Janine. I’m the author of the humor book I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old. My writing has also appeared in places like McSweeney’s, the New Yorker, the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, Real Simple, Parents, etc.
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Why are you writing about snacks?
I don’t know. Because there is something inherently American about industrially-produced foods? I enjoy sometimes getting free snacks. I also have a child who eats a lot of snacks.
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